1. To stop smoking,
2. To stop drinking,
3. To stop fooling around with girls (and other peoples wives!)
1. I think I've finally quit smoking. 16 days without smoke is indeed a record! I will fight hard to extend this record to like forever.
2. I've not taken a single beer this year (largely because Im broke). I hope to keep this resolution even when Im in a better financial position.
3. I have never shagged anyones wife or any under 18 for that matter (since my marriage in 2000). Dont get shoked; underage sex is something normal here. Girls get married even at 16 years old. I will strive to stick to the one lady I can call mine.